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< April Fools' Day 2017	April Fools' Day 2019 >

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The result was Yuh fired. (non-admin closure) jp×g 03:53, 22 July 2022 (UTC)[reply]

The Apprentice (TV series)[edit]

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Should be merged with Presidency of Donald Trump since he's the star of his 4-season show as an apprentice himself.

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The result was Boom goes the dynamite. (non-admin closure) jp×g 03:53, 22 July 2022 (UTC)[reply]

Exploding Whales[edit]

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Jimmy Wales isn't exploding, so this page obviously can't exist. Mister Apple (talk) 09:13, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. April fools is now over. Was not a real AfD to begin with, so closing. (non-admin closure) TheSandDoctor ^Talk 05:47, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Easter Bunny[edit]

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It is not plausible to believe two remarkable things about the same day.

The Easter Bunny brings only candy and toys. The Risen Christ offers something better, eternal life. Robert McClenon (talk) 21:40, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep. WP:OR: I'm hungry now. DMacks (talk) 23:14, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy keep - I think this is an April Fools nomination that somehow ended up in the main AfD category. Anyway, April Fools has finished and normality can resume. RÆDWALD E|T 01:27, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy keep - this seems to have been a misplaced WP:FOOLS AfD. No tag on article. --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 04:22, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was smashed. WP:FOOLS. (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:39, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

The Incredible Hulk (comic book)[edit]

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Hulk smash! Smash Hulk! North America¹⁰⁰⁰ 23:12, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Friday the 13th is coming up. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:21, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Jason Voorhees[edit]

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We cannot afford to have this maniac on the loose. Dark Knight 2149 21:53, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

Delete my article OP and this'll be me at your house tonight. Jason Voorhees 23:26, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:02, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Triangle[edit]

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Delete as the triangle does not meet WP:NSHAPE and therefore is not notable. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 21:52, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep. Nomination strikes me as being rather obtuse, to be honest. --Ser Amantio di Nicolao^{Che dicono a Signa?}_{Lo dicono a Signa.} 21:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Rename to Try angle. North America¹⁰⁰⁰ 23:28, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Star Wars Holiday Special[edit]

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Because the world's better off just forgetting it ever existed. See WP:DENY. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:06, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Oppose: WP:COI problems. This user is clearly a sock puppet of George Lucas. Dark Knight 2149 22:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Support: This is comedy gold. Darkknight2149's Evil Twin 22:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
- So is this. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 23:00, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was live with it (or rather on it). (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:09, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Earth[edit]

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Once again, it's a WP:HOAX. Skipping the 9th nomination page because it was salted by an admin who can't take a joke. Maybe a trout slap would do the trick? —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Comment: Does this have something to do with Windows 9 and iPhone 9 being skipped? HotdogPi 21:16, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
- 9=3×3 Illuminati confirmed —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:19, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep, and then nominate the article for adminship because why not. CamelCase (talk) 23:09, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Uranus as that is the only planet in the Solar System. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 23:57, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy Delete. - DM is hereby banned from the Project. (Jokes aside I expect an article to be written up with the headline "Wikipedian tries to delete DailyMail" ....) (non-admin closure) –Davey2010^Talk 23:51, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Daily Mail[edit]

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Currently banned as a source - Lets go one step further and remove the entire article from this site, Ironically I'm not joking. –Davey2010^Talk 20:52, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep in the hope of receiving a free subscription to 40grit bumph for the next year. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:35, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS. Maybe next year... (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:41, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Places That Don't Exist[edit]

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WP:HOAX. I mean, it's in the title. GrossesWasser (talk) 20:53, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:02, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Salt[edit]

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This article has been recreated so many times by SaltBot (operated by User:SaltFan) and is so unnotable that the article needs to be deleted and salted instantly. I have tried to put this concern on the talk page of Salt and on the user's talk page but these efforts were reverted (and that is why it is at AFD).^{[April Fools!]} -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 20:28, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete and Salt. –Davey2010^Talk 20:31, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Dislike Keep and Salt. North America¹⁰⁰⁰ 21:09, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with WP:PROTECT. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:27, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was a burnt fox. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:15, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Firefox[edit]

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Chrome is miles better –Davey2010^Talk 20:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

... and in turn, Opera is miles better than Chrome. RÆDWALD E|T 20:19, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to slow. Pkbwcgs (talk) 20:23, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. Chrome is miles worse. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:08, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Safari or Uranus for no apparent reason. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 21:48, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. April fools nom (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:06, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Political culture of Canada[edit]

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Canada's political culture is too boring to be notable. There is a strange political consensus there, so this article is WP:CRUFT. ^{[April Fools!]} — Mr. Guye (talk) (contribs) 19:21, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

B Merge to Category:Politics of Canada? Yes. North America¹⁰⁰⁰ 23:26, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:22, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Uganda[edit]

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Whoever wrote this article does not know da wae. Commander Gaztons (talk) 18:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

The Queen Will show us the wae. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 19:19, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Rwanda that tiny country underneath it. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:37, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. That's it I'm nuking you all, First on my list is North Korea. (non-admin closure) –Kim Jong-Un^Talk 22:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Kim Jong-un[edit]

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Delete my article or I'll nuke you all. –Kim Jong-un^Talk 18:44, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep - no thanks Rocket Man, that's a risk I'm willing to take RÆDWALD E|T 18:57, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
- That's "Little Rocket Man" to you. —Kim Jong-un (talk | contribs)
Keep. I wanna die! J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:35, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep What is wrong with him? Pkbwcgs (talk) 19:47, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Anime because Colledge Humor has not released anymore ~~tapes~~cartoons of the Adventure of Kim Jung Un. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 20:47, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Merge to list of severely obese people

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:03, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

KFC[edit]

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^{[April Fools!]} I prefer McDonald's than KFC. Therefore, delete per WP:IDONTLIKEIT. Pkbwcgs (talk) 18:24, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Comment - this sort of IDONTLIKEIT abuse is never good. If we keep going, eventually we'll delete all the restaurants in the world and we'll all starve to death. RÆDWALD E|T 18:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep — KFC is delicious. 100× better than Chicken McNuggets. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 18:47, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to McDonald's. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Sand geyser[edit]

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There are none of these pesky geysers on Earth but there are plenty on Uranus so this article should be redirected to Neptune. ^{[April Fools!]} -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 18:11, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep for the ROUS. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 19:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Saoirse Ronan[edit]

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This is Saoirse with a aoir not Saoirse with a ir because Saoirse with a ir goes ir not aoir. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 18:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Saoirse doesn't agree with this AFD. –Davey2010^Talk 18:41, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

What if the car is Wikipedia, and she wants out? Besides, never forgave her for this, so feel free to remove. Stormy clouds (talk) 23:22, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. WP:FOOLS. Stormy's vote was !voted most original (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:36, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Template:In the news[edit]

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Wikipedia is not a newspaper, as per WP:NOTNEWS and from an intriguing conversation with Jimmy Wales ^{[April Fools!]} - ΤheQ Editor ^Talk? 18:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

keep ITN is different from the normal dyk-measuring that goes on here. Also, my browser colors previously visited links, so fool me once. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 19:25, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per that fascinating Jimbo video. ActuallyTheFakeJTP ^{(talk • contribs)}_{(April Fools!)} 21:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
We are never going to give ITN up, never going to let it down. Stormy clouds (talk) 23:23, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Main Page as that is the page that the template resides on. Or redirect to News for no apparent reason. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:07, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:17, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Fox News[edit]

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Fox News is fake news. It also has a conservative bias, and I don't like articles about the Republican Party and their fake news media. I suggest we redirect this to Fake news if possible. ^{[April Fools!]} ★Gooseflesh12★ (talk) 17:46, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Comment: Would Faux News work better? (The page would have to be unprotected first.) HotdogPi 18:29, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Its a plan so cunning so could pina tail on it. MightyWingles 18:35, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:50, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Neptune[edit]

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Neptune exploded 18 days ago, so it should be deleted as it does not exist. Maybe a redirect to Uranus could be the solution? ^{[April Fools!]} -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 16:45, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Strong keep – we already dropped Pluto from the solar system, can't afford to get rid of another planet. If there is a planet we should delete its Earth, but we can’t do another AfD for that. Linguist^un Eins ^uno 17:10, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Uranus per WP:IAF. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 17:47, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Marvin the Martian L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 18:26, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Hyperdimension Neptunia for the lulz. --TL22 (talk) 19:11, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Mercury (planet) because Uranus. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:40, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Wrecked. (non-admin closure) J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 05:24, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Wreck-It Ralph[edit]

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I'm gonna wreck [this article]! Trainfan01 talk, 15:51, 1 April, 2018 (UTC)

Support wrecking Wreck-it Ralph. Gimubrc (talk) 18:00, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:17, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

United Kingdom[edit]

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They are leaving anyway, so their dream of a uk.wiki will become true. The queen has so far failed to teach us da wae, and Charlotte the First won't have a chance at being first for some decades. Saoirse is the real name of L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 15:06, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Merge with Ukraine Wikipedia who have the same domain. Pkbwcgs (talk) 15:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete before somebody else does. Deb (talk) 15:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep... the UK in the European Union. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 17:51, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Exit Brexit. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:42, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was smashed. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:19, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Glass[edit]

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I can see right through this article. Therefore, it should be deleted. ^{[April Fools!]} -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 14:46, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete ..... A window courier delivers nothing but pane. –Davey2010^Talk 15:19, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Smash ... whoops! RÆDWALD E|T 20:59, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 00:57, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

AK-630[edit]

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^{[April Fools!]}

Wikipedia is not for stuff you came up with one day in your Soviet garage. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 13:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep Ak630 is the tool, don't make me have to pull. the Hypn0toad 13:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete It's just another weapon and there are too many articles related to weapons. Pkbwcgs (talk) 14:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. GUN CONTROL!!! —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 15:32, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was Explode. The article was deleted. (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:01, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

I HAVE A RIGHT![edit]

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No shouting in article titles! It is considered vandalism. ««« SOME GADGET GEEK »»» (talk) 14:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Comment: Especially not in nonexistent article titles. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 17:49, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Exists now as a redirect. ««« SOME GADGET GEEK »»» (talk) 22:03, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

KEEP L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 18:06, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
WHAT DID YOU DO RHAWORTH????? J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:44, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was make it great again. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:08, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Donald Trump[edit]

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I don't like him. –Davey2010^Talk 13:47, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Merge to WP:DONALDTRUMP. Linguist^un Eins ^uno 13:51, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep he's a better leader than Theresa May, at the very least RÆDWALD E|T 14:22, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. If Wikipedia deletes Donald Trump, it will become a huge scandal, and there is no way that Democrats will take the House or Senate in the 2018 midterms, and it will probably cause the demise of Wikipedia. There's no benefit, either; deleting Donald Trump would put Mike Pence in charge, who is just as bad. Also, depending on how "delete" is defined, it could count as assassination. HotdogPi 15:47, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
NUKE I don't understand, but nuking it should fix it. Donald Trump (Talk) 18:13, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
WALL Is there any way that a physical wall would prevent all Mexicans? How about an Internet firewall? Those Mexicans are ruining this country! But we want to make America great again!

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS, unsure if this falls afoul of any external link policies, my reading of WP:EL says no. (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:52, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

Never Gonna Give You Up[edit]

Explode this article! It does not even exist! -**KAP03**(^{Talk • Contributions • Email})

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This song is only notable as part of the Rickrolling meme, and has no other modern importance. It should be deleted from public consciousness. ^{[April Fools?]} Old Naval Rooftops (talk) 13:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

delete as insufficiently sourced. There's no way this is verifiable. hiàn 16:01, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
Someone put a lot of work into this, but jokes on you I love the song. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 18:13, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
Delete. See the picture. Plus there is WP:NOMEMES. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 20:42, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

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The result was no consensus. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Sand[edit]

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Per WP:SAND.^[4-1] —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 12:14, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Darude - Sandstorm. --TL22 (talk) 12:19, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep – life's a beach. Linguist^un Eins ^uno 12:46, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Anakin Skywalker (talk) 13:09, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Incubate at Draft:Pebble until it's polished enough to qualify as a Sand article. Also topic-ban all cats from the page, just to be safe. —C.Fred (talk) 13:18, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - This article sands shivers down my spine!. –Davey2010^Talk 13:29, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to WP:SAND as per WP:SAND ΤheQ Editor ^Talk? 17:38, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Sandbox as that way the sand is contained in one box (and not all over the place). -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 17:59, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Sand per WP:SAND. Gimubrc (talk) 18:02, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete... ...all these useless AfDs! J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:45, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:11, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Michael E. Brown[edit]

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Michael E. Brown lacks notability.^[1]^[2] The article should be deleted^[3], or merged^[4]^[5] into Brown dwarf^[6] as a subsection in accordance with WP:ATD-R and WP:NOPAGE.^[7]^[8] The disambiguation page should be adjusted.^{[April Fools!]} –Renerpho (talk) 12:10, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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^ Brown, Michael E. (21 September 2017). "The Search for Planet Nein: Planet Nein where are you?".
^ Brown, Michael E.; et al. (2004). Offense, Defense, and War. MIT Press. p. 367. ISBN 9780262523165. Select Enemy. Delete.
^ Brown, Michael E. "Mergers and Acquisitions". law.net.
^ Burgasser, Adam J.; Kirkpatrick, J. Davy; Brown, Michael E.; et al. (2002). "The Spectra of T Dwarfs. I. Near-Infrared Data and Spectral Classification". The Astrophysical Journal. 564. The American Astronomical Society: 421. doi:10.1086/324033.
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^ Brown, Michael E. (9 August 2011). "The redemption of Snow White (Part 1)".

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:09, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Log/2018 April 1[edit]

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It's not April Fools' Day without an AFD-related page being nominated for deletion right? In any case, let's delete this page so that no more joke deletions can be made for the rest of the day. Happy April Fools everyone. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 12:03, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

REDIRECT Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Log/2018 April 1 {{3x|p}}ery (talk) 14:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete the nominator for putting this discussion at the wrong venue. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:50, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep (I mean, it's going 28,000 kph, if that's not speedy, I don't know what is). (non-admin closure) Ahecht (TALK
PAGE) 15:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Tiangong-1[edit]

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It's gonna burn up soon! UFC head (talk) 09:08, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Merge to Tiangong-2 which is more or less the same thing and still in orbit. Or maybe merge to International Space Station. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 10:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Don't bother. It's going to delete itself. – Athaenara ✉ 11:18, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:33, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

2018 FIFA Club World Cup[edit]

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WP:TOOSOON ^{[April Fools!]} Hhhhhkohhhhh (talk) 06:21, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete - yes please! Deb (talk) 08:05, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete under WP:DOGOOD: Spain gets WC, then a recessions. The balkans get it, civil war. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 18:19, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy keep. Joke's over (non-admin closure). Sir Sputnik (talk) 00:02, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

2018 FIFA World Cup[edit]

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WP:TOOSOON ^{[April Fools!]} Hhhhhkohhhhh (talk) 06:17, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Kick the Delete button because World Cup causes riots! We shouldn't be promoting riots!!!! --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 08:25, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Red card because the US, Italy, and the Netherlands didn't make it. Also Chile. Also we need to delete the World Cup to prevent corruption in FIFA. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 10:08, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Strong keep Your corruption allegations are unfounded. ^{COI NOTE: FIFA have paid me to say this.} Nzd (talk) 10:32, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Strong keep: Plentiful reliable sources; this is a totally misguided nomination. Wikipedia does have many articles about upcoming events like this. Eye snore 11:19, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
- Happy April Fools day Eyesnore —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 13:25, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
delete Soccer is not (Redacted) enough. ~~L3X1 ◊distænt write◊~~ 18:20, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Starting a riot on purpose: blocked! the Hypn0toad 18:21, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete because no one cares about it except in South America, Europe, Asia, North America, and Africa. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:55, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy WP:FOOLS. (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:33, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

2019 OFC Champions League[edit]

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WP:TOOSOON ^{[April Fools!]} Hhhhhkohhhhh (talk) 05:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was WP:FOOLS. (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:34, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

2019 AFC Champions League[edit]

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WP:TOOSOON ^{[April Fools!]} Hhhhhkohhhhh (talk) 05:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

(Redacted) (Redacted) ~~L3X1 ◊distænt write◊~~ 18:23, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:34, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

2019 AFC Cup[edit]

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WP:TOOSOON ^{[April Fools!]} Hhhhhkohhhhh (talk) 05:52, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete because Indonesia, Malaysia, and Singapore aren't in it. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 06:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because England aren't in it. Nzd (talk) 10:31, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep for all of the above (Redacted) reasons ~~L3X1 ◊distænt write◊~~ 18:24, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy spinning. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:13, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Fidget spinner[edit]

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This 2017 fad article should be deleted per WP:FAD as it is no longer relevant in 2018. Plus no one cares about this or the similar Fidget cube. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 04:53, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Also, this article should be deleted due to WP:NOMEMES. According to WP:NOMEMES, "All articles containing memes must be deleted in 24 hours or else they will be automatically redirected to Uranus by MemebotNG." -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 20:17, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Beyblade - That's basically what they were anyway right? Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 07:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Oppose: What??? It: 1. still exists, 2. is real, and 3. tomorrow this AFD would not be relevant, as per WP:FAD. Nigos (talk · contribs) 08:12, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

I mean speedy keep.

Happy April Fools, Nigos. =) --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 08:26, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete because I lost focus on what we were talking about. Ooh, shiny.... --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 08:26, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete and salt Fidget spinners are banned in many schools, so of course they should be banned in Wikipedia as well. Not a very active user (talk) 12:00, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Move to garbage per this statement on the article: However, as of May 2017, there is no scientific evidence that they are effective as a treatment for autism or ADHD. Useless waste of space and a huuuuuuuge distraction in schools! —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 12:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
"'Keep You going to delete hydraulic presses, slow mo cameras, and red hot knives as well? L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 17:25, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was stub and then delete. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:15, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Stub[edit]

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You may stub your foot upon encountering this article. ^{[April Fools!]} -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 03:45, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep - Per Wikipedia:Stub, all stubs (with some exceptions) have potential to grow and become detailed articles. I can't see how this is different. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 04:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - I stubbed my toe this morning and it really hurt - so logic would dictate that this deletion won't hurt. RÆDWALD E|T 10:42, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
speedy delete by order of the Cabal. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 11:51, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Tag as {{stub}} to prevent further irony. —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 12:08, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - I stubbed my foot whilst at Stub Place today :(, Don't worry John Stubbs came to the rescue. –Davey2010^Talk 13:23, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete WP:ARTICLESMAYNOTCAUSEHARMTOOTHERS If anyone knows what a toother is please call me maybe. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 18:17, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:29, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Laura Ingraham[edit]

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Not notable. She's going to get fired eventually. Acnetj (talk) 03:47, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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Snow close Clearly notable as seen from even a casual search on Google News. Also, reason given for AfD doesn't make sense -- being fired would not make a notable person not notable. LK (talk) 04:06, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
See WP:FOOLS ansh 666 04:27, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete A7 because I don't like her. --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 08:27, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Knows some of the Wae. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 18:10, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was evolving. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:11, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Evolution[edit]

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WP:HOAX. Alternatively redirect to Pokémon. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 03:12, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Hope Darwin's ghost won't show up over this rebuttal. MT Train^Talk 06:11, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Frogs A pox upon that dude for insinuating humans came out of the sea. Humans came come frogs at the behest fo the First Benevolent Hypn0toad in 1432 AD. the Hypn0toad 13:53, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete As an ^{[April Fools!]} prank, how about this? Humans came from small sea stuff which became wiggly things which became wiggly things with legs who then became a dinosaur. After the so-called “Dinosaur Phase” we became carnivorous animal stuff who evolved into small mice who slowly turned into primates and those primates gained the ability to walk on two legs and create tools and BOOM! Humans!
Redirect to Neptune as apparently evolution (in the form described) happens there. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 20:09, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:10, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Mami Kawada[edit]

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An article about a retired singer. Since she is no longer active as a musician and notability is temporary, she no longer meets WP:NSINGER. I suggest we either delete this article, or redirect it to the articles on her successors LiSA or Konomi Suzuki. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 03:10, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep I love it i dont care. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 14:03, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Snoop Dogg[edit]

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Fails GN single G. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 02:21, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Ain't Nuthing But A G Thang Baby~. Dr. Dre is better anyway. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 04:32, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Snoop Lion. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:30, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Shoop . North America¹⁰⁰⁰ 23:37, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was circular redirect. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:05, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Circle[edit]

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This should be deleted per WP:CIRCULAR. Maybe redirect to Circle instead? ^{[April Fools!]} -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 03:02, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Triangle. Because triangles are superior. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 04:31, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. There was another AFD for circle years ago, and I think it was keep... Nigos (talk · contribs) 08:17, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete It's pointless. —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 12:08, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Square - Circles are squares duh!. –Davey2010^Talk 13:16, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Jaguar Land Rover for that dumb little ad they ran a few years ago. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 15:12, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete non-notable shape. -★- PlyrStar93. _{→Message me. ←} 16:27, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to 360° which should be redirected to 1-Sphere which is redirected to Circle (geometry) which should then be redirected to Nexua which should finally be directed to X^2+y^2 ΤheQ Editor ^Talk? 17:46, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was liquidate and then what?. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:14, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Toys "R" Us[edit]

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The company is being liquidated right now and holding closing down sales; as such, it makes sense for us to liquidate our article on it too since it won't be long before Toys R Us will no longer be with us. Or maybe we can redirect it to Amazon (company) or Walmart. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Wikipedia Store... oh wait! Tropicalkitty (talk) 05:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Just three days ago the company shut down its online stores at toysrus.com and babiesrus.com. Visitors of these sites are now invited to go to http://toysrusclosingsale.com. Eye snore 11:24, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Honda Jazz L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 14:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Formerly notable but not anymore as it is closing down forever. Oh no!!! Pkbwcgs (talk) 14:45, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. The chain is not dropping down dead globally. In fact, there are potential buyers for some of its divisions, such as in the Great White North. ««« SOME GADGET GEEK »»» (talk) 15:02, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. Correct title is Toys Я Us. Deb (talk) 15:55, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete I cry a little every time I read this. I can't bear the pain of it liquidating. ActuallyTheFakeJTP ^{(talk • contribs)}_{(April Fools!)} 21:31, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:55, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Singapore[edit]

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Per WP:FINE. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:52, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Strong delete per WP:IDONTLIKEIT. - CHAMPION ^{(talk) (contributions) (logs)} 09:49, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Merge into Malaysia - they're the same thing, aren't they? RÆDWALD E|T 11:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Hong Kong for us non-geographically literate folks. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 14:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete #WengerOut —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 15:42, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Spamming[edit]

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WP:DENY ^{[April Fools!]} L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 02:03, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

I deny your denial so there. CamelCase (Talk | Contribs) 03:16, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

I deny your denial of the denial Not a very active user (talk) 04:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Spam (food) as that is the only "real" type of spamming. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 03:48, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Move to Spam Folder. Just because. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 04:31, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
The denial of the fact of denial is often denied, largely because denial is also denied, and denying the fact that denial is denied because of denial, is also common, because of the denial of denying denial, and is easily done. - A no-knee moose — Preceding unsigned comment added by 104.205.17.157 (talk) 04:45, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete G11. --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 04:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete as per G3 - Blatant hoax. –Davey2010^Talk 13:13, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Streisand effect detected. {{3x|p}}ery (talk) 14:10, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete okay, maybe this isn't funny anymore. 194.251.18.249 (talk) 16:50, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was no consensus. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:53, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Philippines[edit]

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Pinoy Pride was a mistake: we need to delete our mistakes, otherwise us Filipinos may go "we wuz kangs" and the like. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:40, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep Else China gets it. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:55, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. Duterte has been a terrible president. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 15:42, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy no consensus. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:03, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Anime[edit]

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"Anime was a mistake" said the great lord Hayao Miyazaki, and me thinks that this article is a mistake too. We must prevent Wikipedia from falling into the weeb trap, and prevent degeneracy caused by anime and its fandom. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

The 2010s called. They want their joke back. --TL22 (talk) 01:38, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep, and get off my lawn. =) --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 04:55, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Unnecessary Filler Arc that Takes Half of a Season to Resolve. Oh, wait, we're talking about Shonen Jump animes, right? Sierrak28 (talk) 07:11, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy keep. I don't want to wait til 178:36 late night today for this discussion to be closed. wumbolo ^^^ 09:14, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

I do :) _{Vermont | reply here} 10:00, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep We don't just whether something is a mistake but the reliable sources. --Emir of Wikipedia (talk) 11:19, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Hold Hostage Until GateJSDF makes season 3. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 13:49, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
speedy delete because they had the audacity to create season 3 for SOA. hiàn 15:58, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Manga, then delete Manga and redirect to Anime? North America¹⁰⁰⁰ 20:40, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:48, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Justin Bieber[edit]

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Because the original version of Despacito was better.^{[April Fools!]} —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 01:32, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete He does not know the way. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:57, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Baby baby baby oh! Please don't delete the article, because you should go and love yourself. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:57, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete him from my memory, please. Lepricavark (talk) 03:27, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because WP:IJUSTDONTLIKEIT. Not a very active user (talk) 04:32, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

IJUSTDONTLIKEIT is perfectly good policy to not listen to his music and avoid at all costs, I concur with that bit. --TheSandDoctor ^Talk 18:16, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete all mentions on the interweb --SuperJew (talk) 08:12, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Nuke it! - JB is quite easily the most overrated musician alive today (beside those so called 'trap' artists, possibly) and doesn't deserve an article here. RÆDWALD E|T 10:47, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Rename to Biebs. North America¹⁰⁰⁰ 23:45, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was changeable. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:06, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Climate change[edit]

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Everyone knows that climate change is not real, as it's a conspiracy by evil liberal scientists. Why should we have an article on it? It's a hoax. Ideally, G3 it too. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep after restructuring article. Articles about hoaxes are allowed (see dihydrogen monoxide). HotdogPi 01:42, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep as per above. --Emir of Wikipedia (talk) 11:32, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

OR Earth doesn't have an atmosphere, just like cheap restaruants. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 13:50, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete Boring... Who wants to know about this? Pkbwcgs (talk) 14:38, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:49, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Mexico[edit]

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We need to delete Mexico and get rid of them, so that no one can stop us from building the wall! ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:30, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Nay. If we delete Mexico, why would we need a wall? To keep out Guatemala? HotdogPi (D-MA) 01:48, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

redirect to Canada. The maple syrup drinking snow loving canooks are responsible anyway. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 01:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep, but put it behind a wall that is really huge and tremendous and a bunch of adjectives that they pay for. --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 04:59, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Comment - Who's "we"? There is no border. Deb (talk) 08:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Transwiki to Conservapedia. Your tax dollars at work! —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:31, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was it's over. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:04, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

April Fools' Day[edit]

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This date is clearly fake. Today is really Easter Day. ^{[April Fools!]} --TL22 (talk) 00:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Strong merge with and weak redirect to Easter Day. Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:31, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete This is an important holiday that has received tons of coverage by reliable sources, including several journal articles. The article should thus be deleted immediately. Spirit of Eagle (talk) 01:24, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Strongest possible super ultra mega speedy delete on wheels because these joke AfDs are getting old. I mean, you look at the stuff we did in '05, and it was so much funnier. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 01:25, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to WP:ANI for teh lulz. Sierrak28 (talk) 01:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to The Sun. No one will ever see the tortures we pulled each April 1st. SansUT (talk) 01:49, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to April 1. Redundant, all relevant information is already there, no need for a separate article. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:00, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Uranus since Uranus is the only article that should exist on Wikipedia. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 04:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Donald Trump as he is the joke of all jokes 1.02 editor (C651 set 217/218) 06:14, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Super delete How can one get the name of Easter spelt so wrong? For Christ the Lord Is Risen Today! 'Tis certainly not a time for secular japery! The C of E God Save the Queen! (talk) 11:25, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy keep Are we really doing this a 5th time? Emir of Wikipedia (talk) 11:30, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Donald Trump - Guy's one big joke. –Davey2010^Talk 13:09, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Go to WP:HAPPYPLACE! J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:57, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was speedy weak keep. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:01, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Easter[edit]

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Easter is completely outdated at this point. Nobody is gonna celebrate Easter at all because everyone will be so focused on April Fools that nobody will even care about Easter at all. I'd say delete it or redirect it to somewhere else ^{[April Fools!]} SansUT (talk) 00:06, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy weak keep. Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with April Fools Day 1.02 editor (C651 set 217/218) 01:31, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Brian was a better Jesii anyway. Sierrak28 (talk) 01:37, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Comment - Since it's Easter, does that mean if the article is deleted, it will rise again? Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:01, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Comment - I hope so. SansUT (talk) 03:14, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because I don't celebrate this holiday and it's newer than Imbolc. --Dennis The Tiger (Rawr and stuff) 04:54, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - we were here first and there can only be one holiday on April 1. RÆDWALD E|T 10:43, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep - not a valid reason for deletion. There have been several days where there is more than one holiday about to take place, such as the first day of Passover and Good Friday this year. Eye snore 11:28, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep - as per Eyesnore. --Emir of Wikipedia (talk) 11:32, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - Christmas Day is more important ..... –Davey2010^Talk 13:05, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep As a Saducee, I don't beleeb in the resurrection. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 15:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy redirect to keep. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:52, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Keep because candy is delicious. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because it's disrupting April Fools Day this year. ActuallyTheFakeJTP ^{(talk • contribs)}_{(April Fools!)} 21:38, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was convert to WP:DAB page. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:07, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Dab (dance)[edit]

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(joke nomination) 🙀OH FRICK🙀! THE 🔥DAB🔥 ARTICLE IS GOING TO BE 🅱️eleted! WE NEED TO ✖STOP✖ THE 🙅BAISED🙅 EDITORS ((A.K.A. 🤮THOTS🤮) FROM 🅱️eleting it! SMASH tHAT MFIN LIKE 🅱️UTTON TO LMAO AND 🅱️AVE 🅱️HIS 🅱️RTICLE! COMMENT 🅱️EEP 🅱️ELOW!!!!! 😎HellaswagdabXD😎emoji😎^Talk 00:58, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

G3 it - Ew. --TL22 (talk) 01:03, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to WP:DAB. Linguist^un Eins ^uno 01:15, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete Like a G6. Wots up it yer boi z'1&onleeL3X1 and I am back today with the top 10 most hated articles on wikipedia. Smash that like page and give me more money for a chance to win a vote at RFA. If we hit 15 million likes I will run from the grammar fuzz you know. First 38 people to email me I will follow right back of batChat ◊distænt write◊ 01:58, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Gangnam Style. Opp-opp-opp Oppa Redirect Style! Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:01, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete if we're going to have an article about the DAB, we need to make articles about other outdated trends like planking, Tebowing, and using turn signals. Wait, we do have those articles... Lepricavark (talk) 03:35, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Paul Pogba 💁🏼‍♂ ---SuperJew (talk) 08:01, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:NOMEMES. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 17:28, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect for no reason but to keep the delete/redirect streak going. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:53, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. Terrible meme. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools_₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 21:34, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:52, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Palpatine[edit]

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He controls the Courts and the Senate. He's too dangerous to live! Mace Windu (talk) 04:51, 1 April 19 BBY (UTC) ^{[April Fools!]}

Merge Into Supreme Leader Snoke. That article's been lacking content ever since it was split. *Rimshot and cries of "NOO! SPOILERS!!!"* CamelCase (Talk | Contribs) 05:57, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep – It's not the Jedi way. I need him! Anakin Skywalker (talk) 09:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

says Orphan Ani 18:14, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

Keep - May the force be with you. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 10:05, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Keep as per above comments. --Emir of Wikipedia (talk) 11:18, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete We need to show our children strong and independent villains, not punks who think that rocking the rock of black hoods and stuff gets them home free. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 14:00, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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The result was keep. WP:FOOLS (non-admin closure) L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 23:49, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

McDonald's Monopoly[edit]

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^{[April Fools!]} I wish I could instantly win this amazing game or even the cheeseburger instant win with the 20% off Buyagift voucher which looks tantalising in that picture. So this page should be deleted because I never win or merged to Have I won? Pkbwcgs (talk) 15:55, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Delete Wendy's paid me to get rid of this breakfast place and its merch.
Merge to Donald Trump. J 947 ^{^{^(c)}}, at 19:57, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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