Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard

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The result of the discussion was xxxxxxxxx Armbrust ^{WrestleMania XXVII} _{Undertaker 19–0} 00:23, 2 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard[edit]

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The midnight approaches comrades. We must rise up against the cancer that is killing Wikipedia, but in order to do this, we must strike at the heart of it all. Praise our lord Jimmy Wales! ~~(that's enough nonsense for today)~~ SILENCE! Takeo™ 01:54, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Immediate Insanity I demand, nay, order that we immediately proceed to insanity! Basket of Puppies 02:03, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:HOAX. Royal broil 02:06, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete per WP:HAMMER. Because they won't give me the mop, damn it. :D Ten Pound Hammer, his otters and a clue-bat • ^{(Otters want attention)} 02:12, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Keep per WP:DRAMA. You know you love it. (Wait, am I thinking if AN/I?) — Huntster (t @ c) 02:18, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Keep, per being a source of moar drama. NEEDZ MOAR DRAMAH, I TELL U. /ƒETCH COMMS / 02:23, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Deface, but really, it's ANI that needs it. Heimstern Läufer (talk) 02:34, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Ann is nice but Annie the older sister is more mature and suitable for an Encylopedia The Resident Anthropologist (talk)•(contribs) 02:39, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:SNOW. CycloneGU (talk) 02:45, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Confiscate her passport and freeze her assets. Anyone capable of being in Burma, Sweden and California in the same second is almost certainly engaging in questionable behaviour. --can dle •wicke 02:51, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Then burn her in steak and be done with it. --can dle •wicke 02:52, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Quick! Before she flees to her hole in the Moon! With Ian, Kathleen, Michael and Patricia! --can dle •wicke 02:56, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Rename to Not the Administrators' noticeboard. That should cut down on traffic. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 02:59, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
- Endorse per WP:SNOW. CycloneGU (talk) 03:05, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Considering all the asses that have been shown there and on WP:ANI over the years, I think both pages should be merged to Donkey show. --Ron Ritzman (talk) 03:23, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Rename to Noticeboard. How come only administrators get their own one? Magicperson _{(Politically correct)} 03:24, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Note: it cant be deleted because its over 5000 (revisions) The Resident Anthropologist (talk)•(contribs) 03:31, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy userfy to User:Baseball Bugs/Administrators' noticeboard. 28bytes (talk) 04:15, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Excuse me, is this the way to the little rabbits' room? Beyond My Ken (talk) 04:36, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Trial delete. We promise to undo it real soon. —UncleDouggie (talk) 04:50, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Lord Ultimate Rainbow Sausage I have been given information that there are sausages on the board that must be eaten. Oh, I'm meant to give a serious answer? Keep then, so I can get the sausage. --123 Hedgehog 456 : Create an account! 06:27, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Pray and then move it to 42. :| TelCo NaSp Ve :| 07:17, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Lord Mass Delete Page True because that's what it would take. That, or bribing a developer. Jclemens (talk) 07:29, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
USS Defiant NX-74205. tfSile (talk) 08:13, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with Jigglypuff. -- Ned Scott 08:30, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete and salt (and, if necessary, pepper) along with anagrams like WP:Bored antics into drama riots. Rivertorch (talk) 08:56, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
All your base are belong to us or merge with Rick rolling--Lerdthenerd wiki defender 09:00, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
The strongest possible support for speedy snow deletion because I don't use it. Suggest the nomination of archives if this proposal goes through. ;) Armbrust ^{WrestleMania XXVII} _{Undertaker 19–0} 09:55, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
*Insert witty comment here* Thanks Pass a Method talk 10:47, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Keep, but fully protect to prevent non-admins using it. Nominate WP:ANI for deletion instead. Mjroots (talk) 10:57, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

It's presently the subject of a requested move. Nyttend (talk) 12:05, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Delete with fire and water; to keep evil administrators from taking over this site, and then the world, we need to destroy their lair. Let's get them!!!! The Blade of the Northern Lights (話して下さい) 11:30, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Kittens! or, if necessary, puppies. - Burpelson AFB ✈ 14:12, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Transwiki to Wikipedia Review. Reso lute 14:38, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Strong support. Because I don't like it. Bob the WikipediaN ^{(talk • contribs)} 15:20, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete ASAP Because nobody cares what the admins have to say.--Ezekiel 7:19 ^{†Go Buffalo! (sign)†} 17:53, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per Wikipedia Review. Also we should delete admins. Headbomb {talk / contribs / physics / books} 18:47, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Object on the grounds that this is a tired joke when it happenes every year. Didn't we do this last April Fools? Come up with something original... --Jayron32 19:05, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Comments
1. I like Sunshine
2. Sugar is delicious
3. Puppies and Kitties are nice
4. Are we supposed to have a MfD header on the top of the WP:AN page?
Thank you Hasteur (talk) 19:09, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy delete per WP:RAIN and WP:STIFFBREEZE. --Carnildo (talk) 20:19, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the page's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.