Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/You Wouldn't Steal a Car
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The result was steal it! No one will ever know! -insert valid name here- (talk) 02:43, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
You Wouldn't Steal a Car[edit]
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I may be nineteen years late, but I'm now tempted to pirate 1,000 copies of CDs and DVDs through torrenting.[April Fools!] AlphaBeta135 talk 00:00, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete. Why on Earth do they claim that I "stole a TV" when the guy clearly gave it to me! Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 01:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- I'm calling the cops. Hello, Chief Wiggum? There's a man with a police hat full of poop is in my house. --DOWN WITH SEXISM (I think he's talking to you!) 03:42, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Download a car instead because NOBODY WILL STOP ME! En2que (talk) 10:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- delete per WP:BEANS, obviously. -Astral~(he/him/his) 12:17, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Delete because I totally would steal a car (I wouldn’t, but I would steal your virginity (if you consent, of course)). - delta (talk) 17:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Right click because yes, i would right click an NFT. 💜 melecie talk - 17:51, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Speedy neutral Personally, I'd rather steal DVD players from a truck. —Rustcoder (post anti-C propaganda here | be memory safe!) 22:23, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Download and delete. You wouldn't download a Wikipedia article, despite us clearly offering the ability to. InvadingInvader (userpage, talk) 22:26, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
- Redirect to Thrift Store. You'll amass a good collection from repeat visits. Only pirate the really hard to get stuff (and Aniplex releases) PeteStacman24 (talk) 23:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC)
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