Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/United States customary units

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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 16:31, 5 April 2024 (UTC)‎[reply]

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United States customary units[edit]

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If Americans were to ask what they could do for other countries, they might be told to put off some pounds and get over their obsession with feet. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 11:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Comment But what about the British imperial units? AlphaBeta135 _talk 11:44, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Anyone who imagines the sun setting on the Empire is presumed to be a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor. In the event that the emperor starts training the constables to read minds and starts levying taxes on tinfoil and Faraday cage-like headgear, His Highnesty's subjects may have to learn to censor their mind's eye in order to avoid being caught. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 13:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Delete Should be tagged HOAX, but sadly, it's not. When even the people that invented the thing don't even use it, you know it's bad. Oaktree b (talk) 16:25, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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