Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Truth of Santa

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The result was already deleted. --Cpt. Morgan (Reinoutr) 10:18, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Truth of Santa[edit]

Seems to be original research, "proving" that Santa doesn't exist. It's also very POV, considering how we all know SANTA IS REAL. --Explodicle 02:50, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Delete- and move to BJAODN.--Fyre2387 ^{(talk • contribs)} 03:09, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Delete with extreme prejudice and as much rapidity as possible. Aside from the article itself being garbage, there's nothing I hate more about Christmas (with the possible exception of radio stations solely playing X-mas music) are fake, idiotic news reports about how fast Santa travels, how many presents he carries, etc. -- Kicking222 03:20, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because everyone knows Santa is on the wagon. Danny Lilithborne 03:22, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Well, everyone knows that the strongest he drinks is milk. Or maybe Coca Cola. --Dennisthe2 04:16, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Delete and move to BJAODN per Fyre2387. Leave it to those wacky Brits to try to get poor old Kris Kringle completely liquored up on his most important night of the year. Seventypercent 03:55, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Delete G1. Utter balls. Merry Christmas, and God bless us, every one. --Dennisthe2 04:15, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
BJAODN, then speedy delete as nonsense. MER-C 04:18, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
BJAODN, then speedy delete. Sr13 (T | C) 04:27, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Delete but it is NOT patent nonsense, it is just stupid. Also, do people in the UK really leave sherry for santa?!-Dmz5 05:22, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- I was curious about that too, so I looked it up. Apparently, they do. They also leave carrots for Rudolph. Seventypercent 05:24, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Delete with the same degree of curmudgeonliness as Kicking222. Opabinia regalis 06:32, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
BJAODN and Speedy Delete per Sr13 -- Punk Boi 8 06:41, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. In Canada we leave whisky, which perhaps explains why Rudolph has such a red nose. --Charlene 07:14, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Delete, obviously, per all above. And here in Texas... I dunno, I think we're supposed to shoot him? --Kinu ^t/_c 07:59, 22 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.