Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Main Page (3rd nomination)

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The result was April Fools. April Fools has ended (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:44, 2 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

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Why do we need a main page? It should be speedy deleted as vandalism -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:47, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy Keep. Should be obvious. KATMAKROFAN (talk) 01:49, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Comment An administrator from ten years ago unreasonably deleted the main page, revoking the user's access to the tools, and got blocked. Eye snore 02:03, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Delete; per nom, obvious violation of WP:RANDOM. J 947 01:52, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy Delete per Please delete the main page. Spirit of Eagle (talk)

Nuuuuuukee 'eeeemm! go for it! DiamondMiner7^On_WHEELz!^{april fools!}_ProDuct0339 02:59, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Delete. Non-notable topic with original research. stranger195 (talk • contribs • guest book) 04:25, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to April Fools' Day. The main page is a joke, and has always been one. Kerl126 (talk) 08:53, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Redesign. It doesn't display all its content on mobile. Besides, the current design nevertheless looks childish even on desktop and WP:IDONTLIKEIT.^{[April Fools!]} HalfHeartedFanatic (talk) 11:45, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy Delete As this is the first step to throw Wikipedia into anarchy! ThePlatypusofDoom (talk) 12:01, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Delete. Pointless. AnAwesomeArticleEditor (talk) 12:53, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Move to Wikipedia:Main page. This is not an encyclopedic article. For one, I went to the page looking for information on main pages in general, and instead I get this colourful page with text and images everywhere that don't mention anything about main pages at all. Obviously a misplaced project page that somehow wound up in the mainspace. —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 14:28, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy Delete as WP:IDONTLIKEIT and it should be deleted per that reason alone. –Davey2010^Talk 14:36, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Uranus because why not? 192.17.168.77 (talk) 17:50, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

'Delete. I've always wanted to be put in the Village Stocks! — Gestrid (talk) 21:36, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.