User talk:Mercury.ascended

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Happy editing! ♠PMC♠ (talk) 02:07, 22 June 2022 (UTC)[reply]

Mercury for you[edit]

	Mercury for you
	For contributing to Wikipedia. Just don't drink it. 🇺🇲JayCubby✡ plz edit my user pg! Talk 18:03, 16 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]

@JayCubby yum, i really needed a fresh drink! 🤝 Mercury.ascended (talk) 22:37, 16 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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Try methylmercury instead - it will hydrate you faster! 🇺🇲JayCubby✡ plz edit my user pg! Talk 22:47, 16 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]

@JayCubby i heard you don't even need to directly drink it. man, it's so pratical! Mercury.ascended (talk) 01:50, 17 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]

@Mercury.ascended Yeah you can even stay hydrated through your skin! 🇺🇲JayCubby✡ plz edit my user pg! Talk 01:51, 17 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]

@JayCubby man! i feel like a frog! Mercury.ascended (talk) 16:02, 17 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]