User:Ytiugibma

Ytiugibma

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Perfection is spontaneous action with an empty mind.

~ Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Given the perils of negotiating rank, many species have evolved dramatized status contests, relying on symbolic displays of physical size and force to peacefully sort out who’s on top. Stags roar. Frogs croak. Chimps throw branches around. Hippos open their jaws as wide as possible to impress competitors. And humans tease.

~ Dacher Keltner "In Defence of Teasing"

Once you learn to die, you learn to live.

~ Morrie Schwartz

Optimists think we live in the best of worlds; pessimists fear this is true.

~ A Fortune Cookie

What it takes to be a politician: “The ability to foretell what will happen tomorrow, next month, and next year – and to explain afterward why it did not happen.”

~ Winston Churchill

Didst thou forget that man prefers peace, and even death, to freedom of choice in the knowledge of good and evil?”

~ The Grand Inquisitor

To blame the military for war makes about as much sense as suggesting that we get rid of cancer by getting rid of doctors.

~ Ronald Reagan

I have 2,000 books and no bookcase. No one will loan me a bookcase.

~ Henny Youngman

If triangles had a god, it would have three sides.

~ Yiddish Proverb

More than the calf wants to drink, the cow wants to suckle.

~ Babylonian Talmud

Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because they build cars and buildings and start wars, and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.

~ Douglas Adams

Pages I Created

• Bedford Shale
• Brian Clark (playwright)
• Collapse zone
• Courtesy lights
• Dispersin B
• Fire prevention*
• Hazard prevention*
• Hero Syndrome
• Latona Fountain
• Line of Duty Death
• Robyn Van En
• Vocabulary*

Pages marked with an asterisk * were created from less-than-three-sentence stubs or disambiguation pages.

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