User:Mjflanagan0

Mjflanagan0 is a person who uses wikipedia. Once having lived a life of adventure, he now spends his days in leisure, gardening on his river estate, entertaining dinner-guests with stories of bankers sons defying death in the Far East, his long correspondence in with a famous Italian poet, and the tales his many lovers in Paris. He spends his private time writing long monographs on natural history and astronomy, his translations of Sappho and Catullus, and his life-long work of inventing the perfect omelet. It is believed that he secretly reports parking violations to local authorities on the grounds of "rudeness." Cheeri-o!