User:Javawizard

Userboxes

This user is a book lover.

This user enjoys playing BZFlag.

py-4

This user is an expert Python programmer.

Java-4

This user is an expert Java programmer.

hs-2

This user is an intermediate Haskell programmer.

bash-2

This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.

C-1

This user is a beginning C programmer.

C++-1

This user is a beginning C++ programmer.

js-2

This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer.

PHP-1

This user is a beginning PHP programmer.

re-2

This user writes intermediate regular expressions.

rb-1

This user is a beginning Ruby programmer.

SQL-3

This user is an advanced SQL programmer.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

,

This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

’s

This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

"…"!
~~US vs. UK~~

This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!

;

This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

This user is against DRM.

This user can type 122 WPM.

This user really likes old computers.

This user's IRC nick is jcp on the server irc.freenode.net.

This user's IRC nick is jcp on the server irc.iukkoth.net.

This user's IRC nick is jw on the server irc.efnet.org.

This user's IRC nick is javawizard on the server irc.oftc.net.

G

This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

OWN

This user uses an email account with their own domain name.

This user runs a home server on an ancient PC.

This user still remembers these.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user contributes using Inkscape.

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

#

This user chats on IRC.

This user contributes while using Rhythmbox.

This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

os

This user uses an operating system.

This user wishes that the manufacturer did not install Windows Vista on their computer.

This user supports free software.

OSrc

This user contributes to Open Source projects.

This user contributes using Linux.

This user contributes with GNOME.

This user uses
Wine (software).

> _	This user often uses the command line when operating their computer.

This user reads PDFs with Evince.

This user scans with SANE.

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	This user uses Synaptic package manager.

This user is using a firewall to protect their computer.

You just lost The Game.

RV

This user is a reversi player.

Most of this is out of date.

There's not much to say about myself, except that my favorite programming language is Python (formerly Java, hence my username), I run OpenGroove, and I have a freakton of user boxes.

I typically go by javawizard2539 in online communities and on BZFlag. On the Freenode IRC network I go by the nickname jcp.

I wrote Parcon, a Python parser library, and a syntax generator for it (that can be used by external stuff as well, though, and that can draw syntax diagrams for regular expressions). Here's an example syntax diagram that it created: