User:Falcotron

The falcotron is the antiparticle or the antimatter counterpart of the ladytron (also known as the Jeanny). The falcotron has an electric charge of +210, a spin of 1/2, and the same mass as a ladytron. When a low-energy falcotron annihilates with a ladytron, their mass is converted into the kinetic energy of two gamma ray photons. As Falco is an emotional guy (he's got tears in his eyes), this is quite common.

Falcotron is a pseudonym for Andrew / Laurence Payn Barnert, a C++/C/Python codemonkey (stop calling me "software engineer," damnit!), musician, and DJ in San Francisco. (Note that everyone in the Bay Area is at least two of the above.)

Most likely, any Wikipedia edits will be caused by the latter.

And now, because I'm bored:

NameThis user's name is Andrew Barnert.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user lives in San Francisco.

{{user blogat|http://barnert.blogspot.com/%7CUnd Stuffen!}}

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user plays the softsynth.

This user is a code monkey.

C++This user can program in C++.

CThis user can program in C.

This user can program in Python.

This user hacks happily with Emacs.

EmacsThis user is interested in the Church of Emacs.

P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user uses Azureus.

napThis user used Napster back when it was free.

gkThis user is a geek.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using a PDA.

WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

OSrcThis user contributes to Open Source projects.

This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

This user enjoys reading anything.

SHORT STORYThis user has had one of his/her short stories published.