User:Aditya Kabir/Monkey/userbox

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This user is a monkey. Please use small words when speaking to them.

The English Wikipedia has 6,818,651 articles.

Interesting facts
This user is male. This user is a Scorpio. This user was born in the Year of the Dog.狗 This user comes from Bangladesh BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in International Relations. This user is a professional writer or journalist.

Not so interesting facts
∞This user is an ageless immortal. This user is an escaped genetic experiment. meatThis user is mostly or entirely made of meat. It is possible this User is human. Please approach with extreme caution. All your base are belong to this user.

My Wikipedia

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2006. This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 11 months and 24 days. 17,000+This user has made more than 17,000 contributions to Wikipedia. 14,600This user is ranked 14,600 on the list of Wikipedians by number of edits. This user has written or significantly contributed to 5 Featured articles on Wikipedia. This user has helped promote 9 good articles on Wikipedia. This user has written or expanded 6 articles featured in the Did You Know section on the Main Page. HThis user had access to HighBeam through The Wikipedia Library.

My policies

It's really pretty simple: → Remain neutral ← → Don't be a dick ← → Ignore all rules← Wikipedia is not censored. This user believes that mindless tagging without doing any editing is little better than vandalism. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia. This user believes that articles are useless without images.

Shortcomings
This user has social anxiety. ADHDThis user has ADHD. oopsThis user frite quequently uses spoonerisms. DYSThis user is Dyslexic. This user is near sighted. This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

God
This user believes in the existence of God. This user is interested in religion. This user identifies as a Pantheist. ☯This user is interested in Karma.

Relationships
Husband & DadThis user is a husband and a father. This user is married to a public health professional. This user is the father of a little girl All children are angels... when they are asleep.

Behavior
This user is Addicted to Wikipedia. Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby. This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice. pleaseThis user makes use of the word please, and prefers to hear it too In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout.

Habits
Contrary to popular belief, this user is drug-free. This user drinks tea. This user is an omnivore. This user enjoys reading almost anything.

I think, therefore...
@This user can be reached by email. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia. This user is an editor on Wikivoyage. This user maintains a blog at blogspot. YOU This user is Time magazine Person of the Year 2006.

...I do
This user supports gender equality. This user supports recycling. This user supports public transit. This user has arranged for organ donation; have you? Choice This user is pro-life and pro-abortion. This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex. This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

Language

bnবাংলা এই ব্যবহারকারীর মাতৃভাষা। en-3This user can contribute with an advanced level of English. This user avoids the use of Latin-based words and rules in English. MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. exo-This user prefers the anglicised versions of most proper nouns. IntS-0This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.

Babel

dlph-5Sreeee ack oork ee'urrr sque'ek eer. BS-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullshit. ipa-1 əThis user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. hi-1इस सदस्य को हिन्दी भाषा का प्रारम्भिक स्तर का ज्ञान है। es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español. sa-1एष उपयोजकः सरलेन संस्कृतेन लेखितुं शक्नोति। Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng la-0Hic usor linguam latinam non intellegit aut eam intellegit aegre. ...This user would like to know oodles more languages.

Two for the road
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