User:A random game and watch fangirl

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“hello

my name is Hatty

I have a ̶f̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ liking or weird dudes who are only 1 px thicc so if you wanna hook up that would be great♥♥♥

nah wikipedia won't approve of that, this ain't a dating site”

~Hatty 2019


Hatty the fucking slut
Fucking Active
— Wikipedian Male (Funny story, when the nurse handed me to my mom, she said "I'll call her samantha" but then the nurse told her, "uhm... it's a boy" and my mom just stared at her lol —
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NameHatty
BornSamantha
4/3/05
California, USA
Name in real lifeSamuel
GenderI like to call myself non binary so refer to me as "them"
Pronounsthem
NationalityAmerican
Country USA
Current locationI have le no idea
LanguagesJapanese, English, Korean, Russian, Sarcasm
Time zonecalifornia
Current timeCurrent UTC is 20:34
EthnicityDespacito
RaceHooman
Height5'12
Weighti don't know or care
HairGreen (naturally white for some reason)
EyesGreen
HandednessLeft
Blood typeO-
SexualityGeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
IQ2
Personality typeSadistic........not lol
Alignmentwot now
Family and friends
Marital statusOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW I GET IT (currently single, but in love.......with a fictional character)
Spousenobody
Girlfriendnoep
BoyfriendIF ONLY I WAS WITH MR. GAME AND OH SHIT
Childrennope
SiblingsReginald something
Parentsyour mom
PetsCatty (tabby cat)
Education and employment
OccupationPart time weeaboo
Employerffffffffffffffffff
Educationshit
Primary schoolducky school
Intermediate schoolbirb school
High schoolchicken school
Collegei live in a dumpster next to Goldilocks's apartment
University(help me)
ClassesI am not a Wikipedia Campus Ambassador
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbiesfangirl on Mr. Game and Watch (even tho im a boi)
ReligionCreatorism
Politicswot m8
AliasesHatty
Moviesanimovies (stop inventing words)
Showsanime
Booksmanga
Interests

i specialize in memeing

A random game and watch fangirl subpages

wot now

Account statistics
Joined1/27/2019
First edit1/27/2019n on this very page
Account creatorme
SignatureH a t t y t h e j e r k

Please don't take me seriously, I just joined LOL But I promise not to do vandalizing, I'll probably just be commenting

Hey. I'm Hatty.[edit]

Hello and welcome to my awfully stupid wikipedia page. Please know there are swears in this page and if you are going to be le butthurt, go away.

Chili's[edit]

I like Chili's.

Wot M8[edit]

idk

I'm banning you[edit]

oh no

yeah thanks so much for existing


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