Lord, I Apologize

Lord, I Apologize
Live album by Larry the Cable Guy
Released	October 30, 2001
Recorded	June 21, 2001
Genre	Comedy
Length	44:34
Label	Hip-O
Producer	Doug Grau, J.P. Williams, Mark Samanski
Larry the Cable Guy chronology
Lord, I Apologize (2001) A Very Larry Christmas (2004)

Lord, I Apologize is an album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy. It was released on October 30, 2001 on Hip-O Records, and has been certified gold by the RIAA. As of 2014, sales in the United States have exceeded 883,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

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Track listing

1. "I Made the Big Time Now" – 2:52
2. "Looking Good at the Flea Market" – 3:15
3. "Couldn't Keep the Pizza Lit" – 2:23
4. "No Hair—Just a Red Head" – 3:29
5. "Keep the Chips Fresh" – 4:06
6. "Jump Up in the Air and Get Stuck" – 3:28
7. "Let Me Eat Your Shorts" – 4:07
8. "Can't Understand My Accent" – 1:43
9. "The Worst Dentist I've Been To" – 1:53
10. "Martians Got a Thing for Redneck Fellers" – 5:00
11. "Going in Circles for Two Hours" – 4:53
12. "People Like My Analogies" – 2:59
13. "Toddler Mail" – 3:27
14. "Lord, I Apologize" – 3:30
    • Musical track, featuring Mark Tremonti

Chart performance

Chart (2003)	Peak position
U.S. Billboard Top Comedy Albums	1
U.S. Billboard Top Country Albums	53

Certifications

Region	Certification	Certified units/sales
United States (RIAA)	Gold	500,000^
^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.