Cohen on the Telephone
"Cohen on the Telephone", also known as "Cohen at the Telephone", is a comedy monologue. The monologue was released on cylinder records, 78 rpm records, and early sound film.
History of recordings
[edit]The first recording of the monologue was made in London by Joe Hayman for Regal Records in 1913, and it was subsequently issued in the U.S. by Columbia Records.[1][2] Hayman's version of the monologue reached over 2 million sales in the United States.[3] The success of the record led to cover versions recorded by performers such as Monroe Silver in 1914, Barney Bernard in March 1916 for Victor Records, and George Thompson, also in 1916, whose version was released on Edison Records.[4] In 1927, Victor issued an electrical recording of the monologue by Julius Tannen.[5][6]
A sound-on-film recording was made in 1923 with Monroe Silver by Lee de Forest in the Phonofilm process, and with George Sidney (1876–1945) in September 1929 by Universal Pictures.[7][8]
Hayman recorded a similar routine entitled "Cohen Buys a Wireless Set" in 1923 on Columbia Records.
Synopsis of sketch
[edit]The monologue is Mr. Cohen's attempt to contact his landlord using a telephone of the period. The humor is derived from that of the Cohen's "stereotypical" tendency to make puns, and perhaps the difficulty in being understood on the then primitive telephone with his thick Yiddish accent:
"Hello, I'm Cohen...I'M COHEN...No- I ain't Goin...I'm stopping here....Hello! This is your tenant Cohen...YOUR TENANT COHEN....No, NOT Lieutenant Cohen..."
The purpose of the call was to ask the landlord to send a repairman down to his location after a windstorm had caused property damage. In frustration, he hangs up at the end of the record and decides to arrange for the repairs himself.
References
[edit]- ^ "FAU Judaica Sound Archives – 78-rpm List (Jewish Music)". Faujsa.fau.edu. 1913-07-05. Archived from the original on 2012-03-13. Retrieved 2012-01-10.
- ^ Maslon, Laurence; Kantor, Michael (2008). Make 'Em Laugh: The Funny Business of America (1st ed.). Twelve. ISBN 978-0446505314. Retrieved July 1, 2020.
- ^ Murrells, Joseph (1978). The Book of Golden Discs (2nd ed.). Barrie and Jenkins. p. 10. ISBN 9780214204807.
- ^ "Cohen at the telephone / George Thompson. Edison Blue Amberol: 2815 [1916] | Cylinder Preservation and Digitization Project". Cylinders.library.ucsb.edu. 2005-11-16. Retrieved 2012-01-10.
- ^ "FAU Judaica Sound Archives – 78-rpm List (Jewish Music)". Faujsa.fau.edu. 1927-08-11. Archived from the original on 2011-07-26. Retrieved 2011-05-28.
- ^ "Victor Discography: Matrix B-17337. Cohen at the telephone / Barney Bernard". Victor.library.ucsb.edu. 1916-03-17. Retrieved 2012-01-10.
- ^ SilentEra entry
- ^ IMDB entry
Bibliography
[edit]- Smith, Jacob (2008) Vocal Tracks: Performance and Sound Media University of California Press, pages 205–207