Wikipedia:Top 25 Report/February 27 to March 5, 2022

The Top 25 Report

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Most Popular Wikipedia Articles of the Week (February 27 to March 5, 2022)[edit]

Prepared with commentary by YttriumShrew, Igordebraga, TheJoebro64, Mcrsftdog

⭠ Last week's report Next week's report → This report, like the last, is dominated by war.

Rank	Article	Views	Notes/about
1	2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine	7,647,610	Last week, Russia under #2 launched a full-scale invasion of its neighbor to the south-west, marking the largest war in Europe since World War II. They initially had hopes of a quick, relatively bloodless victory, but after their campaign stalled on the ground, they've shifted to an increasingly destructive bombing campaign against civilian areas, driving Europe's largest refugee crisis in recent history. International condemnation has followed, with large-scale sanctions inflicted on Russia in retaliation.
2	Vladimir Putin	5,065,066	When he rose to power in 1999, few would have predicted that this relatively unknown former KGB head would last very long, let alone become an international pariah. Yet here we are, 22 years later, as Vladimir Putin launches an invasion of Ukraine. The autocrat of Russia has committed far too many great crimes over the years; we can only hope this will be his last.
3	Ukraine	4,004,528	The second-largest country in Europe (by area) has been the centre of the world since Russia invaded it. Ukraine has resisted the invasion, with most main centres and most of the rest of the country remaining under Ukrainian control.
4	Volodymyr Zelenskyy	3,996,019	In 2019, a man previously known as a TV star and comedian was elected as the President of Ukraine in a landslide. Despite the mandate, few outside Ukraine took him seriously. Less than three years later, however, Zelenskyy has become the most recognisable face of Ukraine’s defence against Russia; he has been called a national hero and compared to Winston Churchill, and his leadership in the face of the invasion has been widely celebrated.
5	Russo-Ukrainian War	2,801,753	While the full-scale invasion of Ukraine is a recent development, Russia has effectively been at war with Ukraine since 2014, when it annexed Crimea and backed pro-Russian separatists in the Donbass.
6	The Batman (film)	2,302,070	The article that would be our #1 if a war wasn't going on. The first big superhero film of 2022 is director Matt Reeves' (of Planet of the Apes fame) reinvention of DC Comics' Batman, featuring Robert Pattinson as the seventh actor to don the cape and cowl. The dark, violent, and insanely long The Batman also stars Aquaman's stepdaughter Zoë Kravitz as Catwoman, Paul Dano as a Zodiac Killer-inspired Riddler, and a nearly unrecognizable Colin Farrell as the Penguin. The film has received rave reviews (as someone who was lucky enough to attend an early screening, I can confirm the reviews do not lie) and is poised to make a splash at the box office this weekend.
7	Shane Warne	2,024,682	The Australian legbreak known as the “King of Spin” (although Sri Lankans might disagree with that) died this week of a suspected heart attack. One of the best of his kind, Warne set the world record for most Test wickets over a long career marred with controversy over his life off the field.
8	NATO	1,736,704	#2 was vehemently opposed to the North Atlantic Treaty Organization expanding further east, and #1 demonstrates why, because if prospective member #3 was in NATO, armed retaliation against Russia would be imminent.
9	Anna Sorokin	1,683,674	The subject of Inventing Anna continues to draw in the views, despite the show having been released nearly a month ago.
10	Thermobaric weapon	1,678,849	This highly destructive type of bomb has allegedly been used by the Russian army in its bombing campaigns.
11	Member states of NATO	1,625,076	See #8.
12	Russia	1,408,858	See above.
13	Russian oligarch	1,071,465	A loosely defined group of extremely rich Russians has existed since the end of #14, and have become global antagonists due to their links to #2 and their perception as a symbol of Russian financial influence. Most have been targeted by sanctions since #1 began.
14	Soviet Union	1,023,982	The empire that Russia used to have, and that (according to some) #2 wants to reunite.
15	Euphoria (American TV series)	1,020,866	The controversial HBO show that pulls in the views, both on streaming sites and Wikipedia. (This picture was the first result when I typed "euphoria" into Commons image search)
16	Azov Battalion	1,020,299	Putin's stated goal in invading Ukraine is denazification. While this is obviously a load of bull, the neo-Nazi Azov Battalion—currently assisting the National Guard of Ukraine in their defense of Mariupol—isn't helping Ukraine in any rhetorical battles.
17	Roman Abramovich	980,024	The current backlash against Russians is also reflected in the world of sports. In football, along with FIFA banning Russia from the 2022 FIFA World Cup qualification and UEFA the Russian teams from its competition, the billionaire owner of Chelsea FC decided to sell the club, which became an international potency boosted by his cash (for starters, it's the defending UEFA Champions League champion).
18	Antonov An-225 Mriya	944,275	A unique Soviet-turned-Ukrainian cargo plane popular with enthusiasts (it's the heaviest plane ever built!) that was destroyed during the Battle of Antonov Airport.
19	Chechnya	921,284	In 1999, Russia invaded the separatist region of Chechnya, reasserting its control over a region that had been effectively independent for the previous eight years. Putin’s brutal prosecution of the war as prime minister fuelled a law-and-order image that made him popular, facilitating his rise to power.
20	Deaths in 2022	897,810	And now it's my time (now it's my time) It's my time to dream (my time to dream) Dream of the sky...
21	Maria Vorontsova	880,480	Two members of #2's family have found their way in, one is his daughter, the other his ex-wife.
22	Lyudmila Putina	868,185
23	Ghost of Kyiv	858,417	A Ukrainian fighter ace who allegedly shot down many Russian pilots and became something of a hero to the Ukrainian resistance, but is probably a myth.
24	Belarus	838,373	One of Russia's closest allies on the world stage, Belarus allowed Russian troops to invade Northern Ukraine from the north, a key component of the invasion.
25	Elden Ring	822,851	Beating out convicted fraudster Elizabeth Holmes, currently adapted in the show The Dropout, is this acclaimed action RPG made in collaboration with George R. R. Martin.

Exclusions[edit]

Cleopatra - We finally have a reason as for why views are always so high: Google Assistant keeps suggesting visits to the article. Which is still not good enough for inclusion.