Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Uranus

The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was WP:FOOLS. What are we? 7? April Fools has ended. (non-admin closure) L3X1 (distant write) 01:23, 2 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Uranus

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Why do we need this article? It sounds like your anus. Therefore it will never be written in WP:NPOV and should be deleted. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:12, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Eat it per nom nom nom. _{(also, I saved your joke from the no-funners.)} DiamondMiner7^On_WHEELz!^{april fools!}_ProDuct0339 00:56, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy Delete as utter bullshit and a hoax. J 947 01:21, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Hey OP, There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.. –Davey2010^Talk 01:39, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Neptune, its less offensive and slightly smaller blue brother. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:41, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Caelus, just as Neptune is the Latinate version of Poseidon, so is Caelus the Latinate version of Ouranos. Kerl126 (talk) 09:45, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to anus. Olidog (talk) 10:32, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Interstate 55 as the planet of all highways. ^{[April Fools!]} KGirlTrucker81^{huh? what I've been doing} 10:50, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Comment.Maybe Media:Uranus.png should be deleted too. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 14:24, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I am also nominating the following for the same issues presented above. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 18:23, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Relisted to generate a more thorough discussion and clearer consensus.
Relisting comment: More consensus is required before this closes -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 22:48, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Please add new comments below this notice. Thanks, -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 22:48, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.