Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cancer

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The result was April Fools Day is over * Pppery * _{it has begun...} 16:30, 5 April 2024 (UTC)‎[reply]

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I think I have finally found the cure for cancer: simply deleting it! Now we just need to figure out how to install MediaWiki on the human body and we can delete it from people too, right? PCHS-NJROTC ^{(Messages)Have a blessed day.} 17:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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