Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/American English

The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was merge all accents/dialects into standard American English per American exceptionalism. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 _talk 21:28, 2 April 2024 (UTC)‎[reply]

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The version of English called American English is wrong and contains simply incorrect spellings. Etymology is much more important than phonetics, and American English ignores etymology, especially English’s French etymology. For example, American English uses ‘gram’. Ugggggghhhhhh! ‘Gramme’ comes from French ‘Gramme’ and Latin ‘Gramma.’ So there.

Delete because it is simplified yet hard to understand. BrE is better, easier and is the "Traditional English". Toadette ^{(April Fools Day!)} 06:24, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Australian, Canadian, British, Alaskan, Hawaiian, Singaporean, Hong Konger, Irish, Bermudian, Bahamian, Québécois, Newfoundlander, Jamaican, Native American, Appalachian, Texan, New Zealander, Gibraltarian, Manx, Cayman Islander, Belizean, South African, Malaysian, Nigerian, Filipino, East Anglian, Antarctican, Palauan, Fijian, Falkland Islander, and Indian. --2601:205:C001:EA0:F47C:2342:410C:5E66 (talk) 07:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. So they call these things "chips"? instead of "crispity crunchie munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop Westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubilee delights"? That rather a bit cringe, innit bruv? ~~JDON my soul (Sticking out your gyatt for the Rizzler) 12:52, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Keep per This ain’t right u lobster backs. Blitzfan51 speak to the manager 15:28, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
While we're at it, Redirect Sega Genesis to Sega Mega Drive. Americans need to stop renaming everything. Zenphia1 (talk) 18:56, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Only in America, right? --76.20.110.116 (talk) 00:10, 2 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.