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The 'Dust Pirates are a group of rouge pirates under the command of the evil pirate King Dirty Bones. For ages these pirates have been locked in an epic and bloodly battle with Kirei Ninja clan. It was these two groups' conflict which has spawned the ancient hate between pirates and ninjas.
Origins[edit]
After a brutal massacre, that can only be described as wicked keen and unorthodox by two ninja assassins in 440 CE, the pirates under the Van Cleef family were almost decimated. After vowing swift and bloody revenge one of the survivors the pirate hero Dirty Bones took command and started to rebuild his forces. After only 10 years of intense pirate training and extreme recruitment Dirty Bones renamed the pirate clan to the “Dust Pirates” and they began to actively hunt and destroy ninjas whenever they could find them.
Epic Struggle[edit]
While pirates did have a significant advantage over ninjas on the open sea, they were forced to engage the ninjas on land, often times within or around the borders of the ninja clans’ home villages. Despite their disadvantages Dirty Bones led many successful attacks against not just the Kirei ninja clan, but several others including the clans of Konoha, Taka, and in Ooki kane. After Dirty Bones died in the year 470 CE his lineage all took the name Dirty Bones and also continued the all out war on ninja clans
Final Fight?[edit]
After hundreds of years of extreme battles, the ninja clans gained the upper hand against the Dust Pirates. Elite high level ninjas mastered their wailing techniques on the electric guitar causing them to produce solos so awesomely powerful they were able enough to restore and take a human life. With an army of 60,000 guitar welding ninjas the Kirei ninjas counterattacked the Dust Pirates at their home base in Long Island. In 600 CE, to honor their ninja queen, the army all wailed on their guitars destroying pirates’ homes, peg legs, pet parrots, boats, and caused the deaths of almost every member of the Dust Pirates, effectively eradicating the entire county of Long Island.
Pirate Rebirth[edit]
Piracy continues to this day, however the power held by the Dust Pirates has never been matched. Today ninjas continue their dominance over pirates, who despite trying for hundreds of years have never been able to unlock the power of the heavy metal rock guitar. There are rumors that uber powerhouse Chuck Norris is actually a secret member of the Neo Dust Pirates, an underground self proclaimed pirate clan, however this is unconfirmed.
--128.175.171.65 05:28, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
--Zero00way 18:58, 2 February 2006 (UTC) --Zero00way 19:03, 2 February 2006 (UTC) --Zero00way 19:05, 2 February 2006 (UTC)