User:Sp3000/Userboxes/MindReader/List

Below is a list of every possible output of the User:Sp3000/Userboxes/MindReader userbox.

You are literate.
You are a Homo Sapien.
You are alive.
You are not asleep.
You are living in 2024.
You know how to work a computer.
The time is past 06:00 UTC and you are on Wikipedia.
You are currently looking at Sp3000/Userboxes/MindReader/List.
You can't sneeze with your eyes open.
You are shorter than 272cm or 8ft 11.1in but taller than 50.8cm or 1ft 8in.
You have the ability to breathe.
Your English name starts from one of the letters from A-Z.
You contain carbon.
You have not been to Mars.
You are not blind.
You have an IQ.
You are looking at a userbox.
LOADING...
This userbox was unable to detect any traces of knowledge in your brain.
You have benefited from Christianity before.
FATAL ERROR 3RR, TRY REFRESHING PAGE 100 TIMES.
You know what the word "you" means.
You are unique, just like everybody else.
Your father is male.

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