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Homo boredus (bored man)
Temporal range: 0.004 - 0 MYA
Artist's depiction of a group Homo boredus in their natural habitat
Scientific classification Edit this classification
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
Species:
H. boredus
Binomial name
Homo boredus

The Homo boredus is a recently discovered species, part of the Homo genus. It appears similar to its closest relative, the Homo sapiens. However, the Homo boredus appears to be constantly bored. It is unknown whether it is purely a coincidence or not that they first appeared in the fossil record around the same time that the modern school system was invented.[1]

  1. ^ Factory model school (I hate those things)