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The gallery

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A selection of my finest educational doodles.

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The mantel

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This is the place all my awards will go when my hard work and effort is finally noticed. Nothing here right now but dust...


...and THIS! IN YOUR FACE, HATERS!!

For your awesome and hilarious userpage! Spawn Man (talk) 01:08, 6 December 2007 (UTC)]]

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Funny things

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I found this on some website and think it's terribly funny...

One night working at technical support, this old lady called and told me that she received our disk and said that she's afraid of it.

Tech Support: "Well ma'am, there is nothing to be afraid of. It's for your computer."
Customer: "Well, I don't have a computer. The directions say 'install and run'. I'm too old to run."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, could you please hold?"

I need a brief pause to scream with laughter.

Tech Support: "Ma'am, I can assure you that you are ok."
Customer: "Ok. Should I call the police?"
Tech Support: "No, ma'am, just throw it away."
Customer: "Well, there is a silver thing that slides across, and it clicks. What is that?"
Tech Support: "It is safe to throw it away. It's for a computer, ok?"
Customer: "But is this a bomb?"
Tech Support: "No, ma'am, just throw it away."
Customer: "Now?"
Tech Support: "Yes, if you like."
Customer: "Son, you saved my life! Thank you, and have a nice day."

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My favourite films

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How to identify me in a crowd

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My SHA-512 hash identification thingy is: d34bd33f70c872f04420146fbb7d562fe26e368f30e57f7f4beae820c1093d226af8f925e73a3aec08afe94fb1172ede276463efd94dd7ef305b2c3f79ef40d4