User:Quagmire5389

Stop sending people to kill me. We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle. If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send a second. —Josip Broz Tito

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Albert Einstein

If Hitler invaded Hell, I would at least make a favourable reference to the Devil in the House of Commons. Winston Churchill

We know that he has, more than any other man, the gift of compressing the largest number of words into the into the smallest amount of thought. Occasionally he stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened. Winston Churchill