This article or section has been writen by a complete and utter idiot. Please ignore any and all factual information in this article or section as any and all facts are probably dead wrong. Please consider using somebody else as a mentor or idol.
Welcome to the simple page of myself. I am Dave. Feel free to look about, however, I do admit that I programmed this page in the early early morning after being up for an extended period of time, so you might catch a glipse of just how messed up I can be running on adrenaline and sudafed (I do have quite the cold at the time of writing)!
ALRIGHT ALREADY! I wasn't born on an aircraft per se, it's just a darn figure of speech! O.K? O.K.
Other nuggets of info about me
This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.
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This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.
