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"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."~Preamble to theUnited States Constitution
"Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes."~Benjamin Franklin
"As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: Every part of this capsule was supplied by the lowest bidder."~John Glenn
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."~Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers
"Are you sitting in a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos!"~Ron White repeating Robert Tilton
Yes, sir!* "Do you feel the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" Close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second."~Ron White