User:Dcrunner
Tom McCrazzy | |
|---|---|
| Captain of the Privateer Ship The Flaming Cutlass | |
| Personal details | |
| Born | February 8, 1985 The Place That Looks Like a Mitten |
| Spouses | The Ocean |
| Occupation | Pirate/Assassin |
Dcrunner (a.k.a. Tom McCrazzy) - Dcrunner currently lives in The Place That Looks Like a Mitten, or aboard his ship The Flaming Cutlass. Dcrunner has recently embarked on a mission off the coast of Somalia to combat the piracy there. He is especially known for his capturing of the Admiral Chabanenko single-handedly with only his shotgun sword.
Superhuman abilities[edit]
Rumors of DCrunner's superhuman skills have been circulating ever since the Rick Astley incident of '08. Stephen Gough, a former British Royal Marine, has claimed in an interview with Conan O'Brien that DCrunner possesses some sort of mind-control power. Indeed, Mr. McCrazzy has been heard on numerous occasions to say, "Yami ga mou hitori no jibun o tskuru." While the meaning of this is unclear, the person he is talking to almost always responds with some variation of "What?". Therefore, Researchers have concluded that McCrazzy's statement causes confusion and disorientation to all within earshot. Bob Alice, a cryptographer in Formica, spent several billion dollars in federal grants to decode this message, but funds were cut off when he discovered that "urukst o nubij on irotih uom ag imaY" does not spell anything, either.
It is rumored that the movie "The Polar Bear King" was the result of McCrazzy's mind control powers. The connection is unverified at best. The connection is an epic fail at worst.
McCrazzy also seems to wield an indefinite amount of power over Rick Astley. The consequences of this relationship have yet to be determined.
External links[edit]
- Portrayal of The Flaming Cutlass, drawn on the wall of a psychiatric ward by a surviving witness of the Admiral Chabanenko incident.
- Convention on Biological Diversity Text of the Convention
- Has this ever happened to you while on Wikipedia? It's DCrunner's fault.
- In his early years, DCrunner went by "Tom A. Ssassin." He only changed his surname to McCrazzy after his bizarre narwhal incident in 2002.
- DCrunner's contribution to YouTube. Mr. McCrazzy hired a programmer for this one.
- The Astley Incident of '08. Doesn't actually have anything to do with Tom.
- Tom voted for Hillary Clinton's cat in 2008.
- Tom enjoys doing this to cats.
- And he thinks this webcomic is wicked awesome.