User:Chief Jotty

Many Thanks To Dayadul Sitgit! If It Weren't For Him, I Would Have Never Been Bestowed With The Pleasure Of Being A Mahmahneezer. Thugs Dayadul. Lav Lav!

== Chief Jotty. . . Only The Coolest Ruler In The UNIVERSE!!!!!!! == I, Chief Jotty am the leader of the country of Mahmahland in the continent of Woomba. Although many people have not heard of this fair land, I continue to spread the cultures of my beautiful country despite people's mocking ways. My country is on the planet, Flockpackipoo. Fear not, I am no alien, and I will not harm you. I was born a regular human on a snowy day in March, 1995. I know what you are thinking,"Wow! What a fake, she is 13 years old and she is a so called 'ruler' of a country." But I am determined to prove you wrong; I got a score of 1260 on my SAT test which I was invited to take in 7th grade by Johns Hopkins Center for Talented Youth. And, I created an account here, right? Most teens are too absorbed in other things to even know how to create a user name. Impressed yet? I am a student of a blue ribbon Middle School in the 3rd richest county in the USA. And I am enrolled in every A.P. class there is in my school. Check outwww.sadbuddah.com a website I created myself to teach you folks out there about my world. Dont get me wrong, I am no nerd who lives in my own fantasy world at lunch when I am sitting by myself picking my nose and doing extra credit math, oh no! I am a smart girl with pretty cool friends who have a pretty good social status and when I am bored at home, done with my homework and tennis class, I call up my secretary, Stoinoi Lachamaboowa and see how things are going over in Woomba. In the summer months, I take my private jet powered by Mahmah Airlines to Grhkbflrg Spirit Intl Airport and rule my country. Did I mention that there are other countries in this continent all ruled by family?
Name- Country
Crodibuff Buvva- Esh Longa
Mayamul Sitgit- Junby
Dayadul Sitgit- Galonga
Mimi Sitgit- Mahanaeebie*
Toffee Sitgit- Tafootica*
*Since these rulers are dogs, their over all emperor is Buddy Sitgit, our Portuguese Water Dog