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Bishzilla

Election banner design Tex (campaign manager), base on artwork Miranda. Feel free put on your page, support Bishzilla candidacy. Alternative election banner: Image:Vanilla Zilla.gif

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'Zilla famous integrity and modesty. Persuaded by fans grace arbcom with presence.

'Zilla kindly. Helpful. Confess set fire users start wiki career, not full control atomic deathray. [Bishzilla blush faintly. Unexpectedly, scales blush vivid blue color. ] Learn produce tiny puffs only. Make user hair curl. Breath mints. Receive rousing support Bishzilla RFA. Open to recall.[1] (scroll down aways).

Declaration independence
Start Wikipedia career mere alternative account weenie Bishonen. Have escaped puppeteer control. Bishonen explain independence Bishzilla here. Full disclosure, no secrets: 'Zilla have own sockpuppet: Bishapod a k a Little Stupid. Irritating little user, very stupid, always embarrass 'Zilla, regret creating.

ArbCom
Little arbitration committee shoot craps in 'Zilla pocket one time. [Sadly :] Entire cute little committee climb out pocket and scamper. [/me make surprise swooping movement, catch little Paul August, stuff back in pocket. Pat Paul down firmly, listen. Faint squeals issue from pocket. Nod approvingly. ] New ArbCom collection started! :-)

Little Paul quit ArbCom! [Disappointment. Getting over it. Generously: ] Little Paul welcome in cosy pocket anyway! Have lint! [Peer cautiously into pocket. Little Paul peaceably shooting craps with Giggy. ] Heheh. Kawaii little users!

Status
[With affected modesty, casually: ] Bishzilla is admin.[2]

Sex: Unusual interests
Motto: 'Zilla Not Vanilla. Many little users join recent Zilla Vanilla Rhyme Competition here. Varying skill. Lucky winner: Utgard Loki.

Love
'Zilla heart belong Muzzy. But always approachable. Blushing confession: Bishzilla susceptible dino charms. Copyedit help Wikipedia, find many fascinating creatures. User:T-rex unfortunately aloof.[3] :-(

Feel free ask courteous, cultured questions, 'Zilla expound further.