John Dies at the End (film)

John Dies at the End
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Directed by	Don Coscarelli
Written by	Don Coscarelli
Produced by	Don Coscarelli Brad Baruh Andy Meyers Roman Perez Aaron Godfred Josh Lewin
Starring	Chase Williamson Rob Mayes Paul Giamatti Clancy Brown Glynn Turman Daniel Roebuck Jimmy Wong Doug Jones Angus Scrimm
Cinematography	Mike Gioulakis
Edited by	Don Coscarelli Donald Milne
Music by	Brian Tyler
Production companies	M3 Alliance M3 Creative Midnight Alliance
Distributed by	Magnet Releasing
Release dates	January 23, 2012 (2012-01-23) (Sundance) January 25, 2013 (2013-01-25) (United States)
Running time	99 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English

John Dies at the End is a 2012 American dark comedy-horror film written and directed by Don Coscarelli, based upon the David Wong novel of the same name. Principal photography began in October 2010, and by January 2011, the project had entered post-production for a planned theatrical 2013 release. The film stars Chase Williamson and Rob Mayes, with Paul Giamatti, Clancy Brown, Angus Scrimm, Daniel Roebuck, and Doug Jones.

Plot

The film starts with a short sequence in which David appears beheading an undead skinhead with an axe, and poses the question about whether an axe that had its handle and head replaced over time, is still the same axe. It then cuts to a Chinese restaurant, where due to the side effects of some "sauce", David describes having had wild hallucinations, but also seeming able to count the grains in a plate of rice, and know details about the rice's origin. At the restaurant, David meets reporter Arnie Blondestone, who supposedly is to help David publish his experiences. The film then follows David's stories as told to Arnie.

First, Arnie cynically asks David whether he would describe himself as an exorcist. David tells him that the previous night he and his friend John (Rob Mayes) had attended a late night call from Shelley Morris', who asked them for help, saying she was being harassed by her dead boyfriend. David and John had gone to the girl's house, but while they were talking, they realized they each were seeing different versions of her. When they confronted her with this, she crumbled into snakes, which ended up forming a monster from various meat products from a nearby freezer. The monster said it sought to battle its nemesis, TV show psychic Albert Marconi. The boys put the monster on the phone with Marconi, who promptly destroyed the monster over the phone.

Back at the restaurant, David, annoyed by Arnie's cynism, attempts to convince him of his abilities by describing the contents of Arnie's pockets, and predicting the outcome of ten throws of a coin. Arnie remains skeptical until David describes in full detail a twisted dream Arnie had the night before.

The tale then goes to the night when it all began, a rock gig two years previous, where John is playing with his band. There, David meets his friend Fred Chu (Jimmy Wong), and they witness Amy Sullivan being teased by wannabe-gangsta Justin White by taking her prosthetic hand away from her. Amy tells David that her dog bit some Jamaican guy and it has now gone missing. When the gig ends, David meets said Jamaican guy, who goes by the name Robert Marley, who despite David's skepticism, appears able to not only do strange tricks, but also knows about David's past and possible future. When David goes back to his truck, he finds Amy's missing dog waiting for him near it, which starts following David everywhere from that point on.

That night, David gets another late call by John, desperately asking David to come over to his apartment. Upon getting there, David finds John severely delusional, so he decides to take him to a hospital. Before leaving, David takes a syringe with a black liquid, assuming it is what John has been taking, and tucks it into his pocket. John then tells David that he seems to be losing touch with reality, and remembers calling David repeatedly, despite David saying he only got one call. John refuses to go to the hospital and explains that the liquid in the black syringe is called "soy sauce", that he got it from the Jamaican guy, and that using it has given him the ability to see the future and other dimensions. David is in total disbelief, but during the conversation, David's phone rings, and inexplicably it is John calling. David appears overwhelmed and John apologizes for everything that is going to happen.

They drive off, and John soon falls unconscious. Shortly afterwards, the syringe in David's pocket accidentally gets stuck into his leg, which causes him to begin having severe hallucinations. After David puts himself back together and drives on, a character named Robert North appears in the back of his truck. North appears to be from another dimension, and says he has been studying humanity and David. North tries to get some kind of giant leech on David. David struggles, and when he manages to get rid of the leech, North inexplicably disappears. A detective named Appleton then walks up to David's truck, and takes him and an unconscious John to the police station, where he questions David about what happened earlier that night. During the interrogation, David begins to notice he knows beforehand what Appleton is going to say. Appleton is then called out of the room and when he comes back, he tells David that John has died.

Back at the restaurant, Arnie goes back to being skeptical and advises David to publish David's story as journalism. David takes Arnie to his truck and shows him an initially empty cage. Instructed to look at the cage from the back of his eye, Arnie sees a raging monster resembling a japanese spider crab, which appears to convince Arnie that David is talking the truth.

Cut back to the police station; Appleton leaves again, and David gets another call from John, who guides him into escaping the police station. Eventually, David goes to his own house, where he meets Justin White, who appears possessed by a demon called "Shitload". White tells David he must come with him to a mall, and after David resists, White ends up throwing him in the back of a van, where David rejoins with Fred, Amy and her dog, and the still unconscious John. The dog licks John's hand, which magically causes John to regain consciousness. Once at the mall, White reveals a "ghost door" and explains that Amy is the only one who can open it. Appleton then arrives, kills White, and intends to take the four remaining people away, but as they are leaving, his head explodes, releasing the spirit of Shitload, which then goes into Fred. David shoots Fred and burns him with Appleton's car. They go back into the mall, and Amy opens the magic ghost door with her ghost hand. After David, John and the dog go through it, they meet North again, who reveals to have allied with Marconi. Marconi gives David and John a bomb they are to use to destroy an entity from another dimension named Korrok, which is the cause of all the anomalies they have been experiencing. When David and John enter the portal, they are told their coming was prophesized, that they are in a parallel universe in which Korrok —a machine turned sentient— apparently revolutionized society, at the expense of its detractors being slaughtered. They are taken to Korrok, and explained that since David and John appear to know how to cross planes, they are supposed to give that knowledge to Korrok by sacrificing themselves to it, so that Korrok's people can cross to their plane and continue to spread Korrok's greatness. After John fails to activate the bomb, it's the dog who ends up reactivating it and jumping into Korrok with it. Upon escaping, David and John meet Marconi, who explains to them that they were only recruited as escorts to the dog, and they were chosen because they would not be seen as a threat.

The scene cuts back to David and Arnie at the restaurant. David explains that the dog had become mentally connected with Marconi and North when it bit the Jamaican guy, and that Korrok was probably not destroyed. Arnie agrees to publish David's story, but during their talk David notices that Arnie's self-image does not match what Dave is seeing, to which David concludes that Arnie is a product of his mind. They go to Arnie's car and find Arnie's dead body in the trunk. They then assume that Arnie was killed shortly after he contacted David, to avoid David's experiences being published. Arnie gets really upset about being just a product of David's imagination, so David pops him out of existence.

During the end credits, David and John are seen playing basketball in a court, and a portal appears. They cross and they find themselves in a similar court in another strange dimension where two men arrive flying in metallic cones attempt to recruit them to save their universe too. They make an excuse and walk away disinterested.

Cast

• Chase Williamson as David Wong
• Rob Mayes as John Cheese
• Paul Giamatti as Arnie Blondestone
• Clancy Brown as Dr. Albert Marconi
• Glynn Turman as Detective Appleton
• Doug Jones as Robert North
• Daniel Roebuck as Largeman
• Jimmy Wong as Fred Chu
• Kevin Michael Richardson as Korrok
• Angus Scrimm as Father Shellnut
• Jonny Weston as Justin White/Shitload
• Fabianne Therese as Amy Sullivan
• Tai Bennett as Robert Marley/Bruce Matthews
• Allison Weissman as Shelly Morris
• Chuck Williams as Suit 1

Production

Coscarelli told Entertainment Weekly, "I had been reading zombie fiction. So I ordered these books and the Amazon robots sent me this email: 'If you like that, you will love John Dies at the End’. And it listed all these things [about Wong's book]. Literally, when I read the email, I thought, 'This would make a great movie.'"

In 2007, Don Coscarelli optioned the film rights to the comedic horror novel John Dies at the End. The novel, written by David Wong, was first published online as a webserial beginning in 2001, then as an edited manuscript in 2004, and then as a paperback edition in 2007. In speaking toward his interest in the story, Coscarelli stated, "I was greatly impressed by David Wong's crazed originality and impressive imagination. He's like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King, both smart and goofy, scary and funny – it really spoke to me. [It] is as addictive as the 'Soy Sauce' street drug that kicks the plot into gear."

Executive produced by Daniel Carey and Paul Giamatti, with producers Don Coscarelli, Brad Baruh, Andy Meyers, Roman Perez, Aaron Godfred, and Josh Lewin, M3 Alliance, M3 Creative, and Midnight Alliance "secretly" began principal filming in October 2010. This was confirmed after hints posted by Coscarelli on his Twitter page were verified. Filming took place on locations in Southern California. On January 27, 2011, Coscarelli announced on his Twitter page that principal photography had been completed and that the film has entered post-production, for extensive visual FX work. The film premiered at the Sundance Film Festival on January 23, 2012. Paul Giamatti called the novel "an embarrassment of riches", and spoke toward the screen adaptation, stating, "what's going to be tragic is what's going to have to go, because stuff is going to have to go and [...] it will kill me whatever goes because you want it all to be in there and you've still got to have this stuffed bag of stuff." He also praised the actors and Coscarelli's choices, stating "Don cast it brilliantly. The actors were so good."

Release

In August 2012, Magnet Releasing announced that they had acquired the rights to the film. The film premiered to wider audiences via video on demand services on December 27, 2012; however it was only available in the US. It is set to open in theaters on January 25, 2013.

Reception

Review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reports that 67% of 15 film critics have given the film a positive review, with a rating average of 6.2 out of 10.

IGN editor Chris Tilly wrote "The end result is a film that veers all over the place; a dark, hilarious and consistently twisted feature that amuses for long periods, bores in patches, and astounds in others still. When it works, however, it's a gripping thrill-ride that also serves as a timely reminder of the unique talents of Don Coscarelli, one of our most interesting filmmakers, and one who can't be allowed to go another 10 years between features."

Coscarelli told Entertainment Weekly, "I had been reading zombie fiction. So I ordered these books and the Amazon robots sent me this email: 'If you like that, you will love John Dies at the End’. And it listed all these things [about Wong's book]. Literally, when I read the email, I thought, 'This would make a great movie.'"

Clark Collis enthusiastically praised it as a "bizarre new horror comedy" in Entertainment Weekly: "two slacker types (Rob Mayes and Chase Williamson) encounter a monster made from meat, use a hot dog as a telephone, and discover they can travel to different dimensions after ingesting a new street drug nicknamed soy sauce." (EW, January 25, 2013, p. 102)

External links

• Official website
• John Dies at the End at IMDb
• John Dies at the End at Rotten Tomatoes
• "First look: Mall of the Dead and Chinese Restaurant from Coscarelli's John Dies at the End". Quiet Earth. January 11, 2011. Retrieved January 15, 2011.
• "John Dies at the End" od twórcy "Bubba Ho-tep". Stopklatka (in Polish). February 19, 2008. Retrieved January 12, 2011.
• Poppa Scotch (January 1, 2011). "2011 Horror Movie Releases Preview". horrormovies.ca. Retrieved January 15, 2011.